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After much thought, I’ve decided to put the kaibosh on this blog. Since I started Vouched and began doing the brunt of my literary posting over there, this blog has just become something of an unfocused dumping ground, and that’s been bothering me. I’ve been needing a focus for myself.

So I’m doing this now.

I think it’ll be fun. I feel like there needs to be more assholes in the food blog sphere, so I figured I’d enter the fray. Plus, I’m getting fat, and a food blog is as good a way as any to really pay attention to what I’m putting in my body. It’s a food blog, but it’ll likely end up being an exercise in how many ways I can relate something I want to talk about to food (e.g. the Hobbit trailer at PIIYF could have been accompanied by a recipe for Elvish bread or something).

I’m keeping this here for posterity’s sake, and to maintain a reference list of my publications, but for all intents and purposes, I’m going to talk about literature at Vouched, and food/life/etc. at Put It In Your Face. Hope you follow along.

Last week, I staycated. That word kind of annoys me, but I understand its value and so okay. It’s what I did.

I went camping with some dude friends and did dude things like smoked and drank bourbon and ate copious amounts of meat and built big fires, big like up to my chest big.

We went to the zoo, and that was cool and fun and I took some photos with my new camera, but I don’t have Photoshop on my laptop yet, so I am not posting any in this post.

We went on a 10.5 mile backwoods hike in southern Indiana. I didn’t take pictures there, but there was plenty to take pictures of had I had my camera. Nature is pretty. Nature can be ugly, too. But mostly, nature is pretty, and I like it.

I read some books, too. I am reading through the Harry Potter series finally. I wish I hadn’t been such a douche when they were first coming out, because now that I’ve gotten most of that lit snobbery out of my system, I can read these and see how good they are, and appreciate why they became such a huge sensation. And all hell, they got so many children and so many adults and so many people in general to love reading again.

I also am half-finished with the first draft of a children’s book I’ve been mentally composting for the past few years, and finally got to hammering it out late last Tuesday night. I’m hoping to have a first draft done maybe by the end of the month. That’s a good goal.

I should get back to work now. My lunch is over, but I wanted to say hi. I have other things to say, and maybe I’ll say them soon.

Until then, take care, take care, take care.

My neighborhood sits mostly quiet. In this heat, nothing moves unless it has to. The air hangs like a damp towel. There is a soft shimmering sound of cicadas, but even they’re quieter than normal this year. Citronella tints the breeze, some evenings charcoal and the smell of meats and vegetables searing on grill grates. I have a porch swing, and it swings, and a small splinter nibbles at the under of my thigh when I rock forward. Across the street, a large trampoline in the front yard under which the two neighbor boys lay in its shade while their sister bounds and bounds. There is a gravity she will never escape. I don’t understand her energy in this heat. I barely move except to sip my bourbon.

A neighbor, a different neighbor, drives by in a faded blue pick up, the back piled high with scrap: an old window A/C unit, the frame of a broken futon, its mattress doubled, a TV without a screen, a roll of rusted chainlink fencing. The truck waddles to a stop in his drive way. The man lolls out of the cab, his belly swinging beneath his grimed shirt. He stands there a minute, staring at the haul of his day, scratches himself. Takes out his phone and calls someone, scratches himself, at the salty itch of his sweat skin, scratches himself. He leaves the task of unloading until the morning, shuffles into his house.

The air goes an orange glow as the sun begins to dip, the shadows stretch their arms long, as though trying to touch something just beyond reach. A couple mosquitos sting at my skin, and I slap at them. Against the orange of the air, the trees take on an unnatural greenness. Their leaves bend tired to the ground, sighing as the breeze moves through them. I sigh myself, the sweat gathering at my neck, prickling at my forehead, sheening at my arms. This is the summer we wish for when winter gets tired, I say outloud to myself or to no one in particular, the summer we wish away when it finally comes, and how we wait for winter now. I sip, I sip.

Most of my real ambling I do over at Vouched Books and The Lit Pub, so I’ve decided I’m basically just going to use this site the way I would use a Tumblr blog–small bytes and images and such–mental apertifs. Like, for example:

Oh hey, I just built a compost bin in my back yard the other day. Pr’ cool, huh?

Or something like:

Yo! I have this little number, “The Last Time,” over at PANK Magazine this month! It’s about addiction and love and how these things burn up and burn out and what’s left after.

Things like that.

As you can see, I’ve just done a quick redesign/theme switch to go along with how I feel I’ll actually use this blog, so here goes nothing.

Sorry I’ve been so absent lately. Things have been crazy. But, I hope this new sort of format keeps things fresh around here for those of you who still follow along.

Love you; don’t change.

Shawn Vestal interviewed me at Bark, the blog for Willow Springs literary journal. We talk about Vouched and writing and ADD and jobs and fulfilling your life when your job is less than fulfilling.

So much great stuff has been happening. Promotion at work. Big things with Big Car and Vouched and new endeavors. Some writing, though not as much as I’d like. Being invited to read at readings. Being invited to sell books at readings. Mini Marathon training. Average temperatures climbing into the 60s. I’m having a pretty rad exchange with Sari Botton after she commented on my rant retort of a post of hers. It’s nice when the Internet is a civil place. My birthday was last week, and that was okay. I gave away books to people who bought Vouched titles, and that made me smile.

Tonight I built the first campfire of 2011 in my back yard. Let me show you it.

I wish you were here. I wish I could make s’mores with you. I wish you would kill me, Smalls.

I haven’t been around here much lately. I’ve been doing good things with Vouched. I’ve been in D.C. I’ve been at home, lazy, and okay with it.

But I’ve not been too lazy. Big things are about to happen. You’ll see. Trust me.

Also, last weekend I got two stories accepted to PANK: 1 to appear in PANK Online in June, and the other to appear in PANK 6.

I just wrote the shortest poem I’ve ever written: 12 words, 15 including the title.

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Sometimes when I’m in a meeting, and my cell phone buzzes in my pocket, and I silence it, a gourd the size of Neitchze builds in my belly. I think of awful news.My dad’s been in a car crash; I need to get to the hospital as soon as I can. My grandma remembered my name in a final breath of lucidity before she settled into her bedsore legs and slept and slept and slept.

*

I was taking a test when my mother’s boyfriend called to tell me her heart exploded, how long it seemed the ambulance took to get there, how he was in the kitchen when he heard her croak out, “Oh shit,” and the thick thud to the floor, how their dog was licking her splotchy, purpling face when he got into the room. I was in Latin class. I’ll never forget silencing the phone in class, and later, getting the voicemail.

“Chris, you need to call me as soon as you get this. Your mom had a heart attack this morning.”

I think that’s right. It’s pretty close to right. I think sometimes he actually told me in the voicemail that she was dead, but maybe not. Sometimes I remember it that way because I want to remember him as a prick, and only a prick would leave that kind of news in a voicemail.

*

That night I called my friend Benji, I said it out straight, and he said without hesitation, “What do you need?”

It was cold as fuck. Late February. Benji and I hadn’t played hockey together in years. We grabbed our skates, our sticks, our old street puck, found an empty parking lot behind Worthen Arena, and slapped the puck against the wall until it shattered. If I’d have been thinking, I should have saved the pieces.

From there, we bought cheap beers and cheaper steaks and sat out on his porch grilling them over a tiny Hibachi, drinking and soaking each bite in A1 Sauce. We watched Slapshot until Amanda called, needing to be needed, or until my brother called, telling me to meet him at exit 26, there was work to be done. I forget exactly which call I got that night, but I remember wanting more than either of them to just fall asleep at Benji’s.

*

I hardly trust myself, I shatter so easily.

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